Dare: I dare Toby to attempt a cartwheel off of a cliff. Or skydiving and bungee jumping could work as well.
Toby: I'll just do the c-cartwheel since I don't f-feel p-pain
*goes near edge of cliff*
*does cartwheel*
*falls off cliff*
*takes bite of waffle*
Aaaaaaahhhh!
I dropped my waffles :(
*hits ground*
*gets back up*
*finds waffles*
*eats them*