This Is Not Normal: A Dipper x Female!Reader (Discontinued Until Further Notice)

Freaking Gnomes...

You and Sofi decided to visit the twins and Alice later on in the day. You decided to take a nap before you set off with Sofia. When you woke up, you were dazed and confused. You had no idea what that triangle guy meant by your friend betraying you and not being what she seemed. But, you shrugged it off for now. Now, you two were already on your way to The Mystery Shack.

~~~Your P.O.V~~~
I looked at my blue-eyed friend. She was wearing a black jacket with blue jeans and sneakers. "Hey Sofi, why do you always wear a jacket or anything with long sleeves all the time?" That's when it dawned upon me... "Sofi, a-are you...?" Sofia looked at me in shock. "What? No! Of course not! I just like wearing long sleeves, they make me feel safe and warm." she said as she rubbed her arms. I let out a sigh of relief, "Oh thank God!" Sofia chuckled. We got to the shack and knocked on the door. Alice answered it. "He-Hey! Um, sorry I uh...forgot your names." "No problem Alice, I'm (Y/n) and this is Sofia." I said. "May we come in?" Sofia asked. "Of course, come in." Alice said. She opened the door for us and we went inside. I looked at Dipper, who was sitting on the couch, and noticed he was watching one of my favorite shows! "Oh. My. Gosh!" I screamed. I ran over to Dipper. "Are you watching Ghost Harassers?" I asked him. Dipper blushed a little and said, "Uh, ye-yeah why? Do you like it too?" "I love it! I have all the episodes on DVD!" I said. I was acting like such a nerd but I didn't care! "Really?" Dipper said, his brown eyes lighting up. "Mhm! Maybe I could bring all of them and we could have a marathon!" "That sounds awesome!" He said with excitement. I heard Sofi chuckle.

~~~Sofia's P.O.V~~~
I chuckled at (Y/n)'s little nerd out moment. I then felt my pager vibrate. "What's that?" Alice asked. I got a little nervous. "Oh n-nothing it's just my pager!" I said. I took out my pager hoping it wasn't who I thought it was. Sadly, it was none other than a text from Bill.

Bill: Hêy Angêl Wîngs! Î'm at yøur høusê~

Me: Get out of my house you flying Dorito!

Bill: :( But, Î lîke yøur høusê...

Me: If you don't then I swear I will come over there and kick you out!

Bill: ;) Yøu can't dø that!~

Me: Why the hell not!?

Bill: Bêcausê ît'd takê yøu høurs tø gêt hêrê. Døn't act lîkê Î døn't knøw whêrê yøu arê rîght nøw AW~

I groaned. I swear, this demon is going to be the death of me... I heard it go off again. Bill sent me another message.

Bill: Calm døwn Angêl Wîngs, yøu'rê nøt 98 yêt

Me: Eff. You. Bill.

I put my pager back in my pocket. That guy is so freaking annoying sometimes. I should have never- "Sofia!" I heard a voice say. I was suddenly hugged tightly by Mabel. "H-Hey Mabel!" I said and hugged her back. "Who's that?" I heard (Y/n) say. I looked to see a...teen with a torn black jacket. He looked jacked up to say the least. "Oh!" Mabel said and linked arms with the guy. "Meet my new boyfriend!" "Sup?" the dude said. There is no way he's a teenager... "We met at the cemetery. He's really deep..." Mabel said, clearly lost in her own day dreams to notice how sketchy this guy looked. "What's your name?" Alice asked suspiciously. "Normal...MAN!" He said in a nervous tone. "He means Norman~" Mabel said dreamingly. Oh God I think I'm gonna barf... "Are you bleeding, Norman?" Dipper asked. He pointed to some red substance on Norman's cheek. "It's jam..." He said. Mabel gasped and shoved him playfully. "I love jam! Look at this!" "Dear lord help me..." I whispered. "So, you wanna go hold hands or...whatever?" Norman asked. Mabel giggled and ran out the door with Norman. Once they left I finally spoke up. "Please tell me I'm not the only one that got a bad vibe from that guy."