1. In a restaurant the customer tells the waiter: - Please, do you get the chicken to cook a bit more; - Why what does it have? - It eats my potatoes!
2. There is a stork and carries a 80 years old man. Eventually the old man turns and tells the stork: "Come on asshole, admit that we are lost."
3. He was a deaf and dumb one. The deaf wanted to fool the stupid so he asks: - How much is 2 + 1; - Four, the dumb answers And the deaf: - To eat the dwarf and cold.
4. Goes to a Chinese pavilion: - Yan Chi Mount Coca-cola! And kiosk of answers: - A cold what?
5. Discuss two ghosts: -Let me ask you something -I hear you. Do you believe in humans??
6. How died last mouse bear; Rather than fall into hibernation fell into German.
7. -Love Me that would go Valentine? - Has opened an amazing here in the neighborhood ..... - Chinese? - Mess...!
8. How you are scaring a man? Hide him and throw rice ...
9. Why Caesar wore linen; Why was July.
10. The captain of the cruise ship passengers and crew: - My dear, I have a good and a bad news. What you want to hear first; - The good. - Go for 14 Oscars
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