part two [ the mary-poo girls and the alpha ]

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by sincerelydrew

by sincerelydrew

There's so many of these I want to punch the author in the face. They'll cast Megan Fox or Barbara Palvin as their main character and then claim her to be oh-so-ugly. I'm going to use a brief example here, gather around, fairies.

I brushed my waist length hair and gasped in the mirror! I was so ugly! Everything about me was so ordinary! My flawless skin and long legs resembled an ogre. My blue eyes were the spitting image of a puckered up dog's bottom. Oh why? Oh why? I was so ugly!

Listen bitch, you don't have the right to describe your character in an unprofessional way, making me picture her like a fucking queen and then call her ugly. Fuck you. And the comments on this sort of story. OMG I LOVE IT WRITE MOOOORRRE. I CRIED AT THIS SO MUCH.

I cried at it too, very, very much. I was incapable of reading shit like this from the start and I still am. And then there's the Alpha. Aren't you guys getting sick of the Alpha? And the whole mate thing? Sorry, Stephenie Meyer but your books have brought into Wattpad a whole load of crap that should be thrown down the trash.

So, I was reading this story on my other account an year ago, where a new girl enters the school. Guess who she hates? You don't see it coming, the alpha. Believe me, he hits her. He fucking hits her. Do you even know what that is, that is abuse.

Abuse is a serious issue, it is not something to be made into a goddamn Alpha meets the nerd story. And then he's so gentle and all with her all of a sudden, treats her like his sixty hundred year old grandmother. With herpe-I mean-arthritis. Is he fucking bipolar? Are all Alpha's bipolar? Why do you need to whizz around this Alpha shit and not write a story about a fucking werewolf?

And then he winks at her and goes all you know you want me. And she falls for him. Now, if someone did that to a normal girl it would look immature. The boys in my school make horribly perverted remarks but the girls usually play a prank on them with a bucket of water. That's high school life, kids. Messing about. Not in beds, though. No. High school is about living the moment, not getting pregnant and having fifteen kids.

Oh and I haven't even reached the best part yet. She was abused by this other guy in the past. Every fucking character needs to have a depressing past. No offense intended but can't you carry a love story along with some dignity? No? Thought so.

I quote what the protagonist says: my heart shattered, I wanted to curl up on the spot and cry my eyes out.

Oh, you wanted to cry your eyes out? How descriptive. And after reading it up to that, I wanted to curl up and cry my own fucking eyes out because they were bleeding. So I skipped five chapters, in hope of this getting better. But all in vain. She keeps switching constantly between the past and present tense and I almost threw up, they dry hump each other.

One second she's screaming at him and the next she tells him she loves him. I swear, they're both bipolar asses. One person wrote: This is so good. I'm crying in joy!

I was too, crying. In sadness. Anger. Fury.

So, try to write a story with a twist. Perhaps the main character is a rabbit-wolf and the male is a donkey-wolf and they mate and have rabbit-donkey kids. Oh yay.