Killing Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking a round with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting flies," He responded.
"Oh, killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, three males, two females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked, How can you tell?
He responded, "Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone."
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Husband And Wife Jokes
HumorHello !! This is a collection of husband and wife jokes which I love very much. Husband and wife jokes will never fail to put a smile on your face. So enjoy !! :D :D Disclaimer : I do not own any of the content. All the jokes here are for entertainm...