I was sitting in my office when a crying lady walked in. Now I'll tell you right now a scooter rider was the murderer. I won't tell you who you'll have to read the story to find out. Well anyways there was a case to solve and since I like things that are funny i'll let you into my thoughts where there is just about a sarcastic or sassy response about everything. I will also talk to you as you can probably tell already.
If you want to know the lady's name it's Gesenia. If you didn't want to know well to bad. For the purpose of the story she will be called Gem. Now I don't care about "grammar" so sometimes I will shorten things or talk "weird" as some of you will call it. Apparently Gem's brother was murdered so she wanted me to solve the case. I asked her what she saw at the crime. She said a dead body. *Facepalm*
Ok if you want to find out who killed your brother don't say you saw a body because no dip you found a body. Btw "no dip" is a nicer way of saying "seriously you're that brain dead" plus it's shorter. Well anyway I called up Gracie to help me solve the murder since I get annoyed easily around stupid people. We went to the scene of the crime and sure enough there was a body.
We looked around and I took a break to call the hospital so Greg (the dead guy) could have an autopsy. For those of you who don't know what that means I fear for your future. 1 day later I got a phone call from the hospital. They say the cause of the death was DUN DUN DUN a scooter and some rollerblades. And of course a geek overload.
Well so there are these two geeky girls and 1 of them ride a scooter the other a rollerblader. They wouldn't hurt a fly but I questioned them anyway and sure enough they killed Greg. I asked them why, they said they were paid. Well I got an idea. Hey why don't we check his will because surely whoever would get something SUPER good would want the poor guy dead. Gem was the only 1 on the list with all his belongings and the guy had A LOT of money. So yeah kind of obvious who set the girls up. So the police arrested the girls and Gem. And for the people out there scratching their head because they don't understand why Gem was arrested well wouldn't you kill your brother to get A LOAD of money :D no only Gesenia. Well dear reader this may be the end of my story but it certainly isn't the end of my adventures! I bid you farewell until the next one.
The End!
