"What happened to you?"
Aries: "I crashed my motorbike"
Taurus: "this idiot forgot to stop for me when I was crossing the road"
Gemini: "I'm here with my friend"
Cancer: "I was cooking soup for my boyfriend and I spilled it all over me, now I've got third degree burns."
Leo: "Someone called me ugly, so I tried to punch them, but I missed and hit the brick wall."
Virgo: "Um, I work here?"
Libra: "I had a panic attack"
Scorpio: "someone pushed me down the stairs"
Sagittarius: "this old lady was on her motor scooter, and she was going so slowly, so I told her to hurry up, then she ran over my toe."
Capricorn: "I was working really late 5 nights in a row, and got sleep deprivation, then I passed out."
Aquarius: "I was walking my mermaid, then she pushed me down the well and I found myself in Narnia."
Pisces: "I was concentrating and smashed into the wall, then got a concussion."
VOUS LISEZ
•The Zodiac Signs•
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