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fireball whiskey:
did anyone else realize?
or was it just me?

beats her (deer) meat:
what?

fireball whiskey:
stiles

french wannabe:
what about him?

fireball whiskey:
he seemed oddly human

katniss everdeen irl:
i forgot
we haven't told isaac yet

french wannabe:
told me what?

mc(call) me sometime:
lulu lemons and rainbow sprinkles, we have something to say that'll probably make you tinkles

dr. mcscreamy:
that was disgusting

french wannabe:
scott, are you on drugs?

i'm dun, where's the bar:
yes he is

mc(call) me sometime:
LIAM MUSE DUNBAR, NO I AM NOT

i'm dun, where's the bar:
don't lie
i saw you
with my own four eyes

fireball whiskey:
four eyes

french wannabe:
busted

katniss everdeen irl:
CHULDS!

beats her (deer) meat:
childs*

katniss everdeen irl:
don't correct me

french wannabe:
you need to go back to kindergarten

katniss everdeen irl:
fight me you fucking baguette

french wannabe:
right here, right now

katniss everdeen:
bring it

mc(call) me sometime:
i'll get the popcorn

fireball whiskey:
EVERYONE SHUT UP
allison, what were you going to tell isaac before all of this blubbering?

katniss everdeen irl:
right
it's story time!

i'm dun, where's the bar:
YAY!

beats her (deer) meat:
oh god

mc(call) me sometime:
WAIT FOR ME MOM

french wannabe:
sorry, what?
i was distracted by my goldfish
it was swimming in circles and diving into the pretty rocks

dr. mcscreamy:
she said it's story time you piece of bread

katniss everdeen irl:
once upon a time

mc(call) me sometime:
I'M SO EXCITED!

french wannabe:
SHH!

katniss everdeen irl:
there was a boy named stiles

i'm dun, where's the bar:
I KNOW HIM!

katniss everdeen irl:
he was possessed by a spirit commonly referred to as the nogitsune
he ran rampant through the streets, committing murder upon murder

beats her (deer) meat:
you make him sound evil

fireball whiskey:
HE IS!

beats her (deer) meat:
no, actually, he's 147 pounds of pale skin and fragile bones and he uses sarcasm as his only defense
and he's my boyfriend

dr. mcscreamy:
what did i tell you?

beats her (deer) meat:
?

dr. mcscreamy:
like 2 days ago
what did i tell you?

beats her (deer) meat:
i can't remember
that was so long ago

dr. mcscreamy:
STOP REFERRING TO HIM AS YOUR "BOYFRIEND"
HE HAS A FUCKING NAME

liam dunbar:
the queen strikes again

mc(call) me sometime:
CHEEZITS AND RICE
WILL EVERYONE JUST SHUT UP AND LET ALLISON FINISH HER GODDAMN STORY

french wannabe:
when did you become so assertive

mc(call) me sometime:
4 seconds ago

katniss everdeen irl:
since no one really cares, i'll just skip straight to the point
beacon hills is going to go extinct if we can't stop stiles
the end

french wannabe:
did i read that right?

katniss everdeen irl:
yes baguette, you did

french wannabe:
fuck this supernatural shit
i'm moving to france

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