Signs being late:
NOOO this'll ruin my clean record of timely-ness: Virgo, Capricorn, Leo, Aries
Sorry' my dog ate my...... tire ..... and alarm clock: Cancer, Libra, Aquarius, Pisces
When will you realize that 'On my way' means, "I'm thirty minutes from leaving": Gemini, Sagittarius, Scorpio, Taurus
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Zodiac Signs
RandomAnything about the different Zodiac/Star signs. (Found on Tumblr)