The signs as Ashton Irwin quotes

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The signs as Ashton Irwin quotes:

Aries: "people that fart in the elevators are the worst people"

Taurus: "apparently I had a boner in the acceptance video..."

Gemini: "tadpoles are baby turtles."

Cancer: "my balls are so sore."

Leo: "Calum literally proposed to me when he asked me to be in the band. He got down on one knee. It was really romantic."

Virgo: "wearing green underwear today. I feel like a frog."

Libra: "NO I'M NOT FUCKIN OK!"

Scorpio: "some people are sass monsters on Twitter, like honey you need to chill."

Sagittarius: " Do I look like I I know how to twerk? Im just a small blonde boy."

Capricorn." Pelicans are some crazy mother f-erz."

Aquarius: "P O O P I N G."

Pisces: "if things are going bad and life is tough, hang in there. Ride it out. Come on top."

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