Hi my name is hi I am a shit face years old and I am a dumbass mother fucker who try's very hard at giving him the very best I can for my future boyfriend who is secretly cheating with my big toe who is a hoe because he is me and I is he so that makes me hoetabulous but also make me feel very sad because I'm the player in this relationship not him but he's just a two faced basterd but that's ok because I did his mum
