E! True Hollywood Story

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KEVIN PIRU 

THE ROCKUMENTARY

WELCOME TO THE ROCKUMENTARY 

A DOCUMENTARY LIKE YOU'VE NEVERSEEN 

JUST THINK OF IT AS A TRILOGY 

ONLY EXCEPT WITHOUT THE MOVIE SCREEN 

IMAGINE CELEBRITY STATUS AT 17 

FOR CELEBRITYS YOU ALREADY KNOW 

A SCHOOL THAT'S SUPER COOL 

SO EVERYDAY IS LIKE A ROCK SHOW 

A ROCK SHOW WITH MOVIE STARS BRO 

NOT TO MENTION SERIALS AND OTHER SURPISES 

DON'T EXPECT A HAPPY ENDING 

THIS WILL END WITH THEIR DEMISES

CAST=OZZY OSBOURNE, GENE SIMMONS, CHER 

JIM MORRISON, JIMI HENDRIX, JANICE JOPLIN 

ELVIS PRESLEY, MICHEAL JACKSON, JAMES DEAN 

MARILYN MONROE, JAYNE MANSFIELD, FRANCES FARMER 

BRUCE LEE, CHUCK NORRIS, JOHNNY ROTTEN, SID VISIOUS 

MANSON, BUNDY, DOHMER, GACY AND SLYVIA PLATH

CHAPTER #1=THE ROCKUMENTARY 

-ROCKWOOD HIGH- 

HEY MARILYN HURRY UP 

YOUR GOING TO MAKE US LATE 

YOU WAKE UP PUTTING ON MAKEUP 

WE'RE GOING TO SCHOOL NOT A DATE 

HEY WAIT ELVIS DON'T LEAVE ME  

YOU KNOW WE WALK IN TOGETHER 

WHITE DRESS AND RED LIPSTICK 

NEXT TO ELVIS'S DARKENED LEATHER 

ISNT THIS BETTER WALKING TOGETHER 

HOLDING HANDS AND LOOKING GRAND 

SH1T ELVIS THERE SHE IS 

THAT GIRL JAYNE THAT I CAN'T STAND 

WHO MANSFIELD OR THE ROCKBAND 

COME ON DOLL SHES NOT THAT BAD 

JAYNE DOES HALF MY SCHOOLWORK 

AND EVEN TALKS TO ME IN CLASS 

OH SHES HELPING YOU PASS 

GRABBING HER A$$ AND FLIRTING HARD 

WELL YOU KNOW IT'S JUST A GAME 

TO GET ALL A'S ON MY REPORT CARD 

WHATEVER JUST MEET ME IN THE COURTYARD 

FOR LUNCH AND BRING MY PURSE 

KISSING BEFORE THE BELL AND LOCKER 

ELVIS'S TEACHER IS MRS UNIVERSE 

-MISS UNIVERSE'S CLASS- 

GOOD MORNING CLASS 

IM BEAUTIFUL TODAY AS ALWAYS 

NOW OPEN UP TO CHAPTER 7 

WHILE I GO AND RUN THE HALLWAYS 

MISS UNIVERSE IS ALWAYS CUTTING