CHAPTER 3=MISERY LOVES COMPANY
-NEXT DAY AT ROCKWOOD-
ELVIS BABY DON'T DO DRUGS
I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH TO DIE
DON'T WORRY MARILYN I'LL BE FINE
BESIDES IM ONLY GETTING HIGH
ELVIS IF YOU DIE I'LL CERTAINLY CRY
I 'LL CRY TILL ME EYE SHADOW RUNS
ELVIS AND MARILYN IN A BATHROOM STALL
WITH ELVIS SQUEEZING ON HER BUNS
HEY MARILYN LETS HAVE SOME FUN
IM ALMOST DONE WITH THIS C0CAIN
SLUTTY S3X IN A BATHROOM STALL
YOU BETTER CALL YOUR MISTRESS JAYNE
WELL MARILYN THAT CAN BE ARRANGED
ARE YOU DERANGED IM ONLY PLAYING
FALLING WEAK TO ELVIS'S CHARM
GOT ON HER KNEES AND STARTED PRAYING
A GAGGING SOUND IS WHAT SHES SAYING
SAYING THAT WHILE SPEAKING IN TONGUES
MOVING HER HEAD TO A STEADY BEAT
TONGUE AND CHEEK JUST LIKE SOME DRUMS
SWALLOWING HARD SOON AS HE COMES
SO THE KUM WOULDN'T STAIN HER DRESS
A BLACK DRESS SYMBOLIZING STRESS
OR MAYBE A LUCKY GUESS
-PRINCIPAL GODSPEED-
MORNING STUDENTS OF ROCKWOOD
THIS IS YOUR PRINCIPAL REV. GODSPEED
GODSPEED TO ALL WHO COMMITH
AND GODSPEED TO THOSE IN NEED
THIS MORNING THE SUN WILL BLEED
IN DEED FOR BLOOD HAS SPILLED
A BRUTAL DECAPITATION
JAYNE MANSFIELD WAS ACTUALLY KILLED
HER SPOT CAN NEVER BE FILLED
JAYNE MANSFIELD WAS ONE OF US
REST IN PEACE TO A MOVIE STAR
BOW YOUR HEADS IN GOD WE TRUST
ASHES TO ASHES-DUST TO DUST
REST IN PEACE TO SYLVIA PLATH
HER LIFE A DOWNWARD SPIRAL
ENDING ON A SU1CIDAL PATH
MISS PLATH WAS A GREAT POET
SO WE OWE IT TO HER LYRICS
READ IT LOUD AND READ IT PROUD
SPEAK IT LOUD SO SHE CAN HEAR IT
REMEMBER CHEER IT DON'T REVEAR IT
NEVER SMEAR IT ON THIS MORNING
GODSPEED TO THOSE WE LOST
NOW I LEAVE YOU ALL IN MOURNING
-MISS UNIVERSE'S CLASS PT 2-
ELVIS ELVIS CALM DOWN
GOD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS
YOU ARE READING
E! True Hollywood Story
FanfictionA dark poetic story about hollywood tragedies using real celebrities in a fictional setting. These stories are part fact and part fiction but you'd be surprised which parts are true