Misery Loves Company

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CHAPTER 3=MISERY LOVES COMPANY 

-NEXT DAY AT ROCKWOOD-  

ELVIS BABY DON'T DO DRUGS 

I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH TO DIE 

DON'T WORRY MARILYN I'LL BE FINE 

BESIDES IM ONLY GETTING HIGH 

ELVIS IF YOU DIE I'LL CERTAINLY CRY 

I 'LL CRY TILL ME EYE SHADOW RUNS 

ELVIS AND MARILYN IN A BATHROOM STALL 

WITH ELVIS SQUEEZING ON HER BUNS 

HEY MARILYN LETS HAVE SOME FUN 

IM ALMOST DONE WITH THIS C0CAIN 

SLUTTY S3X IN A BATHROOM STALL 

YOU BETTER CALL YOUR MISTRESS JAYNE 

WELL MARILYN THAT CAN BE ARRANGED 

ARE YOU DERANGED IM ONLY PLAYING 

FALLING WEAK TO ELVIS'S CHARM 

GOT ON HER KNEES AND STARTED PRAYING 

A GAGGING SOUND IS WHAT SHES SAYING 

SAYING THAT WHILE SPEAKING IN TONGUES 

MOVING HER HEAD TO A STEADY BEAT 

TONGUE AND CHEEK JUST LIKE SOME DRUMS 

SWALLOWING HARD SOON AS HE COMES 

SO THE KUM WOULDN'T STAIN HER DRESS 

A BLACK DRESS SYMBOLIZING STRESS 

OR MAYBE A LUCKY GUESS 

-PRINCIPAL GODSPEED- 

MORNING STUDENTS OF ROCKWOOD 

THIS IS YOUR PRINCIPAL REV. GODSPEED 

GODSPEED TO ALL WHO COMMITH 

AND GODSPEED TO THOSE IN NEED 

THIS MORNING THE SUN WILL BLEED 

IN DEED FOR BLOOD HAS SPILLED 

A BRUTAL DECAPITATION 

JAYNE MANSFIELD WAS ACTUALLY KILLED 

HER SPOT CAN NEVER BE FILLED 

JAYNE MANSFIELD WAS ONE OF US 

REST IN PEACE TO A MOVIE STAR 

BOW YOUR HEADS IN GOD WE TRUST 

ASHES TO ASHES-DUST TO DUST 

REST IN PEACE TO SYLVIA PLATH 

HER LIFE A DOWNWARD SPIRAL 

ENDING ON A SU1CIDAL PATH 

MISS PLATH WAS A GREAT POET 

SO WE OWE IT TO HER LYRICS 

READ IT LOUD AND READ IT PROUD 

SPEAK IT LOUD SO SHE CAN HEAR IT 

REMEMBER CHEER IT DON'T REVEAR IT 

NEVER SMEAR IT ON THIS MORNING 

GODSPEED TO THOSE WE LOST 

NOW I LEAVE YOU ALL IN MOURNING

-MISS UNIVERSE'S CLASS PT 2-  

ELVIS ELVIS CALM DOWN 

GOD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS 

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