At a restaurant
Waitress: "Would you like a table?"
Me: "No, not at all. I came here to sit on the floor, carpet for 5 please."
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Sarcasm and Comebacks
AcakJust a really random book or sarcasm and comebacks. A 2-in-1! I'll make a chapter when I'm bored and please do post some of your own in the comments. I'll share it and tag you c; P.S. most of these sarcastic comebacks are not mine
