"What is the problem with you?!"
Me: "If you have a problem with my attitude... Dial 1-800-EAT-SHIT."

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Sarcasm and Comebacks
CasualeJust a really random book or sarcasm and comebacks. A 2-in-1! I'll make a chapter when I'm bored and please do post some of your own in the comments. I'll share it and tag you c; P.S. most of these sarcastic comebacks are not mine
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"What is the problem with you?!"
Me: "If you have a problem with my attitude... Dial 1-800-EAT-SHIT."