Wrong Number , Right Person <Phan>

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Phil 💥 : Hello

Me : What

Phil : it's me

Me : can you not

Phil 💥 : I was wondering if after all these hours u wld like 2 speak

Me : this is painful

Phil 💥 : u loved it

Phil 💥 : u want 2 do it more

Me : gotta MCR

Phil 💥 : mmmmm watcha say

Phil 💥 : oh that u only meant well, well ofc u didn't

Me : K

Phil 💥 : mmmm watcha say

Me : Jason Derulo does not appreciate this

Me : My soul does not appreciate this

Phil 💥 : well the old lady down the street seems 2 b enjoying my singing

Me : wait u r siNGING THIS IN PUBLIC

Phil 💥 : no I just have a lot of paparazzi

Me : so u r now calling paparazzi an old lady. Wow Phil.

Phil 💥 : ur just jealous

Phil 💥 : I have many vans

Phil 💥 : in my garage i have a lovely white one and outside my house there is a Royal Mail

Me : bYE