International Drabbles & One-Shots

I Don't Sparkle!

"Yo, Dracula!" Romania turned to the source of the voice, already knowing who it was thanks to the nickname.

"Ah, salut, America." He responded, prepared by what he was going to say next.

"And a salute to you, too, dude." America grinned, actually saluting to the other nation before continuing. "Anyways, I was wondering, if could you eat Italian food. 'Cause, y'know, all the garlic." By now, Romania was already used to his antics.

"That's just allergy!" He said, sticking out his tongue.

America paused for a second. "Sooo, you can't? Dude, that totally sucks! I guess this calls for a..." Oh, Doamne, America. "Bleh bleh bleh!"

"I don't say that!"