"Australia, what is that thing!?" England demanded, nearly jumping one hundred feet backward after seeing the giant, dark-feathered bird step out from behind the Oceania nation. Australia glanced at the bird before staring incredulously at Britain.
"She's not a thing, England. She's a cassowary." Australia corrected, grinning. The cassowary looked sideways at England, observing him. "Can kill a man with its mighty kicks. Cool, huh?" Australia continued, admiring the bird's plumage. England shrugged.
"You seem to have bunches of interesting animals, don't you, Australia? Even the birds are out to get you, hmm?" England said, sure to keep fair distance from the bird. Australia laughed.
"Watch out for the magpies, then, eh, mate?"
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