Before I even begin giving my opinions on this topic, I just wanna mention that I'm new at this but at the same time I do not give a....I repeat do not give a shit cause it's my thoughts at random points in time. I know not everyone is gonna relate like omfg just be more understanding of what my life is like. I respect others people's opinions, so yea I expect the same damn respect in return.
The RUMHEAD Uncles, lol this doesn't even need much explanation but amma just go ahead anyways......
Simply put these are the guys who are always into alcohol....whether it's beer, rum or whatever...like can you please not come around me?? Like i can even smell these guys 2000 lightyears away......with their rum perfume embedded on them. Deez nigguhs don't give a shit bout their lives cause apparently "liquor lets them escape the World."
To make matters even worse they have KIDS to live for. That Instantly tells me your a crappy dad to my cousins.
I just think these kind of people can't handle life's problems independently so they resort to this liquor shit.
And you same guys have the nerve tell me to set an example like wtf????
Hypocritical much -_-
That's all the more reason for you to not give two shits what society says. DO YOU....BE YOURSELF YOU LITTLE SHIT. Okay that's enough on the uncles. Dreem....I think you've had more than enough chocolates for one day. Said no byotch ever lool.
The PRESSURING GRANDMA -
These are the grandma's that you always try to avoid no matter what but end up always seeing them. FFS I do not want to be a Jehovah's Witness and being nagged about God all the time.
Just let me enjoy life.
THERE'S A FRIGGIN TIME AND PLACE FOR EVERYY DAMMMNN THING!
Yeah I praise God everyday but you're overdoing it....Meemaw. If you're doing this please desist cause there is nothing more annoying than being forced upon into religious groups, like can you not?
And yeah not because I'm not in your cult doesn't make me a devil.
lmao like what the hell? So you mean to tell me that I'm suddenly a demon because I have my own beliefs?
Just leave me alone for Goodness sake.
NoW for the "SUPPORTIVE AUNTS"
these are the successful sisters of either your mom or dad who see, hear, and know that you need help.
They offer to help you through school and shit....but guess what??
Not two shits were ever given by them..... the end.
(INSIDE THEY ACTUALLY WANT TO SEE YOU SUFFER AND CRAWL AND LET'S NOT FORGET EAT DIRTY DIRT LMAO)
THE NO CONVO COUSINS-
like seriously????? You probably have a good idea of where I'm going to.
Anyways these are the cousins who you barely talk to or much rather never talk to. It is so awkward to be honest.
Like wtf? Everytime I see you at a family reunion or some shit like that I gotta be like do I know you?
UGH!
WHY GAAWWDD WHYYY??
*face palm*
It's like I'm walking on hell with actual dirt.
THE BEGGARS (Can be applied to any member of the family once they beg lol) now how's that for repetition????
OMG FOCUS YOU LITTLE SHIT...GET BACK TO THE SUBJECT AT HAND!
JEEEZ dreem take a chill pill
Anyways what was I talki-....oh yeah these family members always are in need of something even when they don't.....especially money -_-
You might as well add begging to your resumè as an extracurricular activity.....and call me Billy Bob Gates Jobs for the love of cows.
Seriously tho, I can barely feed myself much less give you money.
What do I look like???
Huhh???
A walking bag of trash??....umm I mean cash???!
They do not even care about your financial issues or whatever and they call themselves family.....wow you certainly are the best family in my book *thumbs up you egotistical shit*
Like is it so hard to show a little compassion and consideration? Yes? Well screw you
Now ammo go sit in a dark corner and watch random videos on YouTube talking about how goats climb trees. Lol my life is so sad.
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Well that's all I got for now. Thanks for taking the time out to read my crazy rants.
Lemme know of your ideas of what to rant about.
Good day/night
P.S remember to smile atleast once a day, it is the ultimate anti-depressant
