Okay some of us have some friends that do some of the most annoying shit ever, these are just some of the friends I had. Like wth? I don't even know what got into my crazy head to even give you that title.
Cause apparently last time I checked FRIENDS are suppose to make you happy.
They don't mention movies to you but spends all day at school with another friend talking about the latest shows and THEY SIT LITERALLY BESIDE YOU DOING THIS SHIT KNOWING YOU LIKE TO WATCHING MOVIES TOO.
I'm there and in my head I'm like bitch screw you. Is it so hard to draw me in such an interesting topic?
IT'S MOVIES FOR GOODNESS SAKES....OFCOURSE I WANT TO BE INCLUDED.
Anyways I learned that not everyone can be your friend. So yeah bish you've been dropped #FLUSHED
Moving on
The PARTY PLANNERS, Friends who never include you in their plans. This is pretty self-explanatory. Right???
Anyways these are the little assholes that makes plans with each other to go out somewhere fun.....whether it be on a weekend....the holidays....or whatever.
Like are you shitting me????
I'm right hereeee you inconsiderate turd.
And then the most painful part is you find out on social media especially Facebook that they all went out without you having the time of their lives. And time after time they keep posting photos at the party.
LIKE WOAH, I HOPE YOU GUYS HAVE BLAST WHILE SECRETLY I WANT YOU ALL TO CHOKE ON DEM SODAS YOU'RE DRINKING at dat party.
Trust me if you dare ever to do this to me amma drop you in 0.000000000 seconds like the Thunder God I am LMAO
The always DEPRESSED friend-
We all went through some bad crap in our lives. Trust me dwelling on it isn't going to help.
Take the time to heal instead.
Turn your wound into wisdom maaaaan.
Don't kill my friggin vibe with yo sad self. Do you really wanna go to your grave living a sad ass life???
DEFINITELY A NO FOR ME.
Okay that's enough DREEM....NEXT!!
The Chatty Cat- this is the self absorbed female friend that never gives you a chance to talk...and if you do get the chance they shut you up in literally 5 seconds.
All they talk about is their own interests. LIKE YEAH CAUSE DREEM DOESN'T HAVE A LIFE. I JUST SIT MY ROOM STARING AT THE DOORKNOB for no reason at all. *hugs myself*
THE COMPETITIVE FRIEND-
This is da nigguh that's always pumped up to race you.
You're basically their fuel to get shit done.
Me in my head: like dude I do not compete with anyone but myself. Go annoy someone else in another UNIVERSE -_-
Anyways that all I gots fur turday.
Brbz in 200 years ROFL
