Texting(Kev and E)

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----Cats----

E 12:22 - Kev, why is there a cat in our apartment?

Kev 12:23 - you mean Evan?

E 12:24 - no. There is a black and white cat sitting next to him.

Kev 12:26 - oh dats Mouse. Shes new cat.

E 12:27 - you just cant grab stray cats off the streets.

Kev 12:28 - is that a challenge?

E 12:29 - NO!

Kev 12:30 - good. Because me and dan already took her to the vet XP

E 12:31 - KEV WRITER!

Kev 12:32 - E WRITER! SEE I CAN TYPE IN CAPS LOCK TOO!

E 12:34 - -_-

---- More Insane Than Me ----

E 2:45 - Hey Kev?

Kev 2:47 - the answer is no.

E 2:48 - if i steal all of Anders cleaning supplies...

Kev 2:48 - why do you fucking do this?

E 2:49 - and trash his house...

Kev 2:49 - you're literally insane.

E 2:50 - do you think he'd stop coming to give us cases?

---- Baguettes ----

(Kev: E is a BIG clean freak sometimes)

Kev 1:13 - heyyyy e

Kev 1:13 - im at the store. want me to pick you up anything?

Kev 1:14 - industrial size wet wipes? new dish washing gloves?

Kev 1:14 - two pack of windex? yes its on sale and yes i have a coupon.

Kev 1:15 - how about one of those giant french bread sticks?

E 1:15 - THOSE ARE BAGUETTES YOU FILTHY PEASANT.

---- IDK ----

E 3:25 - hey Kev?

Kev 3:25 - the answer is no.

E 3:26 - what does idk mean?

Kev 3:26 - i dont know.

E 3:26 - what do you mean you dont know?

Kev 3:27 - it means i dont know.

E 3:28 - i thought you knew!!! you use it all the time!

Kev 3:29 - i just told yo- ya know what. Y dont u guess.

E 3:29 - but keeev!

E 5:56 - KEV I STILL DUNNO WHAT IDK MEANS!

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