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It was stupid nigt and all thro the trump building, not a single fap was heard, not an illegal immigrant or a Muslim. Donbald trmp woke to a soond in the kitchen. He wok to kitchen and see a green fagt. "Wot r u do in Mai swamp" say the fukfece. Trumpbump looks into the creatures eyes. "What the hell do you think your doin" says trumpet. "My name is Shrek, donkeh" says Shrek. Trump can't stoop gazing into shreeeeeeeks eyes. Donald Duck opens his mouth butt nothing comes out. He finally says something... something betyfol. "You're fired." Trump strips out of his sanic pjs and caresses shreks chest. "Oh donkeh" moans Shrek as he slowly takes his clothes off. They continue to make the secks on table. "I'm gonna shove my wall up your ass" says tromp. "Donkeh I lov u" says Shrek. They make the lov and sekxs. "Now get the hell out of my board room" yells trunpp.

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