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Frump was mad. After raping Hilary, saying he was way too quick, he got depressed. He's heard about a legend of a god on a faraway planet called farquad. This God was a masturbater. He knew everything about it. Drump decided to travel to this planet in the strongest ship he could make... THE WALL. This ship could go 10000000000000 light years per hour. It was very strong. Donald set the quards and traveled to the planet. The travel was slower than his quickies. He was greeted by a bearded man with a dazzling face. "Hello, my fellow human, how can I help you, my name is Bob Ross" says Bob. "I was told here there was a god that was a masturbater" yells Donald trumpy. "You've been confused, I'm a master painter, the one you speak of" says Bob rob. "Damnit" yells trump. "but I may be able to help you..." Bob strips out of his clothing. He crawls onto Donald trump and takes his pants off. "Wow what a sculpture" says Bob. Bob pleasures himself. They do this for many many years.

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