The Adventures of Cool Cat and Daddy Derek

A New Beginning

Daddy Derek had a rough day at work so he sat down on the couch. He heard Cool Cat arguing with someone outside so, like a good Daddy would, Daddy Derek went outside to see what was the problem. "What's going on here?" Daddy said. "Butch told me that I didn't look good today and that made me sooooooOoOoOo angry >:(" Said Cool Cat. "Now Butch, why would you say something like that?" Daddy said. "I don't know. I'm sorry Cool Cat." Replied Butch. "It's A-Okay Butch. Do you want to have lunch with me and my mom and dad?" Asked Cool Cat. "Sure" said Butch and so they all ran inside the house and went to clean up. "Hey sweet momma how's it going?" Asked Daddy Derek. "It's going just peachy." Replied Momma Cat. Momma Cat leaned in Daddy Derek's ear and asked "Hey Daddy, are you in the mood for Sa-vage? ;)" "you frisky feline ;)" Said Daddy Derek and he grabbed Momma Cats hand and went upstairs to their bedroom. They started profusely making out and Daddy Derek unzipped Momma Cats dress and took off his clothes. They both got in bed and since they were very holy people they had very Noice,soft, sensual sex. A few minutes into it, Cool Cat and his new friend Butch bursted through the door playing nerf guns. That's when it happened. Daddy Derek's Vietnam flashbacks started happening again. The war. He remembers it so well. Sergeant Estrada... He could've saved him... But he couldn't hold on any longer.. His hand from his and fell off the platform which was hanging from a building that had exploded. "I'll never forget his last words. "Der he is."" Daddy Derek thought to himself. Mr. Savage went downstairs to get some sedatives because of his terrible flashbacks. Daddy Derek soon went upstairs back to his bed room and fell asleep. About an hour later Momma Cat had to go to the store so she gave Cool Cat the responsibility to stay at home basically by himself because Daddy Derek was knocked out. 30 minutes after she left  Cool Cat went upstairs where his Daddy was sleeping. Cool Cat went and laid next to his Daddy because that's who keeps him safe. Cool Cat noticed that his Daddy was apparently hiding his favorite pencil between his legs and he wanted it back. Cool Cat immediately grabbed what he thought was his #1 favorite pencil and started pulling on it saying "hey! That's mine! Get your own!" Daddy didn't budge cause of the sedatives. Cool Cat started to wonder how Daddy got his #1 favorite pencil to grow. Cool Cat spent a couple minutes pulling on his what he thought was his pencil when his mom walked in on him and dropped everything and yelled "what are you doing!?!?" Daddy hid my pencil and I wanted back :(. Momma Cat sent him to his room and waited for Daddy Derek to return from his slumber. A day later Momma Cat told Daddy Derek that they needed to have a talk upstairs. "I need you to write another book." Persuaded Momma Cat. *Camera closes in on Daddy Derek's face*
"I know just what to call it"
"Cool Cat Teaches Sex Ed."