Harry Styles

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Therapist: so Kendall Jenner...

Harry: what about her?

Therapist; why are you with her? I thought you were into older women?

Harry: she makes me happy

Therapist: okay moving on... is Larry real?

Harry: I'm not homosexual

Therapist: really? When did you decide to stop being gay?

Harry: your confusing as fuck how could you ask me about being into girls but accuse me of being gay?!

Therapist: you look like Bruce Jenner turning into Caitlyn Jenner... *looks down and coughs awkwardly*

Harry: your a shitty therapist!

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*NOTHING AGAINST CAITLYN JENNER SO DONT GET PISSED*

You directioners are probably gonna hate me but don't I LOVE Harry he's bae but I also love roasting people *laughs

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