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Writing prompt: Dorothy and Alice arguing about who had a more interesting life

It was a breezy day, just the right temperature in between warm and cool and two well known girls were sitting under a tree. They seemed to be having a heated debate about something, why don't we go watch?

"I fell down a rabbit hole!"

"My house got sucked up in tornado, you were just asking to fall down that hole when you crawled down to catch the rabbit!"

"It was wearing a vest and glasses. He kept on screaming, "I'M LATE, I'M LATE!!!", wouldn't you be interested too?"

The girl in the red slippers stared off into space for a second and pondered this fact, and went directly back into argument without a blink. 

"Are you sure you weren't on drugs?"

Alice scoffed at this remark thinking it was preposterous. "At least I didn't fall for a couple special effects. My experience was most definitely, positively, absolutely real."

Dorothy coughed through her next remark. "At least... cough, cough... to...cough, cough...you."

"Obviously you hit your head when your house landed on top of the "witch"!"

"Maybe... haven't you heard of don't take candy from strangers? No? Evidently not, you drank multiple vials of what you called potion and cookies that changed your size. Now tell me, who's the brain dead one here?"

Alice had enough and charged at the other girl. She kicked and scratched until Dorothy took of one of her ruby slippers and hit Alice over the head, instantly knocking her out. Dorothy twirled the shoe around her finger.

"I believe that gives me the right to declare victory." Dorothy said in a mocking British accent with a smug grin on her face.