The Llama song

Untitled Part 1

Phil could hear Dan singing again it was always the same song ever since he had found the song he had it playing whilst he edited a video or sang or hummed the tune round the house. he found the song three months ago.

"Here's a llama,
There's a llama,
And another little llama.
Fuzzy llama,
Funny llama, Llama, llama, duck.

Llama, llama, cheesecake, llama,
Tablet, brick, potato, llama, Llama, llama, mushroom, llama,
Llama, llama, duck.

I was once a tree house, I lived in a cake,
But i never saw the way,
The orange slayed the rake,
I was only three years dead,
But it told a tale,
And now listen little child, To the safety rail.

Did you ever see a llama,
Kiss a llama,
On the llama,
Llama's llama,
Taste of llama, Llama, llama, duck.

Is that how its told now?
Is it oh so old? Is it made of lemon juice?
Doorknob ankle cold,
Now my song is getting thin,
I've run out of luck,
Time for me to retire now, And become a duck.

Have you ever seen a llama,
Kiss a llama,
On the llama,
Llama's llama,
Taste of llama, Llama, llama, duck."

This song was really starting to get on Phil's nerves. That's when he heard the first verse start-up again. He stood up from where he was editing his new video and stormed into Dan's room.
"Daniel James Howell, if you play that song I will eat all the Malteasers and throw your laptop out the window and tell all of your Danosaurs that I killed you" Phil shouted before walking out of the room to go back to editing, leaving a shocked Dan behind. Needless to say Dan quickly turned the song off and started playing his Muse CD. Little did Phil know that Dan was actually filming and had caught Phil's outburst on camera. 

The next day Dan had a new video titled : Scary Phil! Which ended up in fans spamming Phil's email with the Llama song and all of Dan's Malteasers mysteriously going missing.