Pit and Dark Pit x Reader ~Contest!~

Bitter Jealous hehe... (Dark Pit X Reader X Pit and Link X Reader)

warning violence and harsh language will be used in this oneshot lol thank you for the request also the video is videogame spoilers for Hyrule Warriors

________'s P.V

I was warping to Hyrule field then sitting down patiently for Pit and Pittoo and Link. I was sad that Palutena and Zelda/Sheik couldn't come since they were busy, but it's nice to catch with the others like Link. We were gonna have a picnic and if I'm correct then Link is bringing his horse while Pit and Pittoo are bringing the food. Iliad the large blanket on the grass and soon Link arrived, he smiled and waved at me while getting off his horse. We talk for half an hour and he asked if I wanted to ride his horse and he help me so I agreed. He got me on his horse and went behind me while putting his hands on his waist and he said to gentle hold onto the leash and while he told his horse to go. We were riding and it was fun.

Link's P.V

I was helping ______ ride my horse then I saw Pit and Dark Pit arrived and I stuck out my tongue out at them while I got closer to ______.

Dark Pit's P.V

That bastard is trying to steal ______ from me so I nudged Pit to get his arrows out and he dropped the food and we got out our bows and shot at Link but instead he jumped off and Pit's missed and mine hit ______. The horse went wild and was still riding I trying to tame it and she glared at us. We stayed still looking like idiots then Link ran calm down his horse and got ______ down while she walked up to us and raised her hand slapped us both hard across our cheeks then she kicked Link when the sun don't shine.

Pit's P.V

Pittoo and I watched watched Link fall to ground, groaning while ______ said "Link don't be a pervert cause I always notice most things. Pit and Dark Pit! You guys ruined the fucking the picnic and I thought we could of get along but no! I should went with Marth and his friends cause they're more mature! You should expect a punishment from Zelda and Palutena you three." She warped away and Pittoo said, "We're fucking screwed!"