Aries - Is playing loud music in the cubicles
Taurus - Is playing a video game on silent
Gemini - Walks in holding third cup of coffee and trying to not look dead
Cancer - Is complaining about work hours again
Leo - Is begging for a promotion and being refused
Virgo - Arrives fifteen minutes early and starts work on a project due in two months
Libra - Is busy flirting with the higher ups
Scorpio - Takes an online course about how to even do their work
Sagittarius - Has walked into a wall whilst trying to check out Pisces
Capricorn - The Big Boss, is making a list of people to fire
Aquarius - Has fallen asleep at their desk
Pisces - Is dropping files all over the floor again and is trying to pick them up