I was flipping Krabby Patty's in the back of the krusy krab when Patrick stormed in and roughly shoved me against the wall. He ripped off my pants and tickled my pickle. He said talk dirty and I moaned "Let me show you what else I can flip with my spatula."
He asked me to say more
"I'm going to shove my 10 year old meat between your buns"I say
"Oh sponge bob absorb my liquids"
"I can't do that"
"Aren't you a sponge?"
"Penetrate me with your tongue papa Patrick"
Patrick put his moist tongue through all the hundred holes on my body.
Suddenly I heard squeaky moans coming from the storage room. I gently pushed past Patrick and opened the storage room to see what all the noise was. To my surprise it was Squidward and my girlfriend Sandy!