Inhumane Classifications

Types of people on the bus (And other public transport)

1) The person who sits next to you for no apparent reason

The entire place is full of empty seats why sit next to me! It always tends to be the strangest people who sit next to me to. Like people who talk into a banana and pretend it's their phone or the old lady who won't shut up about their day.

2) The pushchairs

I don't have anything against babies or anything but THEY TAKE UP SO MUCH ROOM!

3) Man spreading

Yes men have balls, we get it BUT THAT DOSN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO SIT WITH YOUR LEGS SO FAR APART!! There are so many other people squashed onto this bus/train/whatever else and YOU DECIDE TO TAKE UP 3 SEATS!

4) Back seat

The people who sit on the back seat tend to be teenage boys being dicks or younger boys being dicks (pre teen-> younger teen) They play loud music and talk in really loud voices. Jus get out.

5) Music people

This is the person who sits at the back, decides that they like a song so much, they decide to share it with the whole FREAKIN BUS!!! (/ other mode of public transport)

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hey guys! Pretty sure I failed my physics test but oh well.
I have a day off school on Thursday yay!
I really couldn't be bothered finishing this chapter but if I didn't I probably never would.

Don't know when I'll see y'all next but don't forget to vote, follow, and comment suggestions for chapters! (Will say you suggested it at the start)

Is anyone even reading this?

~ Thewitchfromnextdoor