The white furred rabbit took Katana out of the bar as soon as she got fully dressed. When she caught up with the cloaked rabbit she asked "Who are you?" The stranger stayed silent for 5 seconds until he finally responded with "Kazma." "Kazma huh? That's... a cool name... So anyway, thanks for saving me. I'm glad I'm still a virgin, so far." Katana said to Kazma. Kazma did not reply this time. They continued to walk together. "Your a princess right?" Kazma suddenly asked Katana. Katana replied with "Actually, I'm a queen. Technically. I was traveling. I started to head back to my kingdom when that guy with the black hair grabbed me and took me to that bar." Kazma said nothing which made Katana stop speaking as well. It took them 12 hours to finally reach Katana's castle. "Thanks for escorting me Kazma." Katana said. "So, you gonna go home now huh?" Kazma shook his head. "Wait....are you saying that you don't have a home?" Kazma replied with "Yes." Katana couldn't believe what she had just heard. "I'm a wondering mercenary. I haven't lived in a house for 5 years." Katana thought about it for a moment. She then said "Why don't you stay with me?" Kazma had been walking away but as soon as he heard Katana's offer he stopped dead in his tracks. "What?" he said. Katana repeated herself "As a reward for saving me, you can stay with me. Besides, it's obvious you've had a tough life. C'mon. I won't live with myself if I find out that you froze to death or was eaten alive because me. C'mon Kazma. Please?" No answer. Katana started to walk back to her castle. "Fine" said Kazma. "I accept your offer". Katana squealed with excitement as she grabbed Kazma by the hand. When they finally got inside the castle, Kazms could see how wealthy Katana really was. The inside of the castle was beautifully decorated with armor and paintings. One of the other people in the living room saw Kazma and screamed in fear "Aghhh!! Get back! Get Back!! If your gonna kill and rape us all man, at least take of your shoes they're ruining the floor for fucks sake!!!" Kazma just kept a blank look on his face saying to himself in his mind "Okay, so the people here are a little crazy. Could be worse. They could all be flesh eating demonic creatures of the night." "It's ok Dave! It's ok!" Katana said defending Kazma. "He's my friend. And he's gonna stay here. Ok?" Dave nodded nervously. Dave was a dog with completely black fur, his eyes were purple, his shirt was white and his pants were green. Dave replied with "Ok. Ok. Did you go over the rules with him?" "Oh crap I forgot" said Katana. "Kazma, we gotta go over some rules. There aren't any kids here so swearing' ok. But I gotta explain the other rules" *authors note: For those who saw "Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights", just imagine the song having better and cleaner lyrics, no Adam Sandler on the lyrics and that they are being sung by a beautiful female voice. Now back to the story* "Ok. I can live with all that." Kazma said to Katana after she explained the rules. Katana replied with "Good. Now off to bed." Kazma immediately panicked. "What? No. No. No. I don't do well sleeping at night. I can't-" Katana came up to him and said "Look, if your afraid of the dark (I have no idea why an adult like you is scared of the dark anyway) then you can turn a light on. No go to bed. See you tomorrow." "Yes ma'am" Kazma said in a disappointed tone as he went off to his new bedroom. END OF CHAPTER 2.
