Dare: I dare you to blow up Zalgo's place! >:)
LJ: Ok, I know how I can do this without getting caught
*goes to Zalgo's place with timer bombs*
*places timer bombs around Zalgo's place*
*sets them to 2 minutes*
*accidentally bumps into Zalgo*
Zalgo: What are you doing?
LJ: Nothing...*slowly backs away*...Ok well gotta go, bye!
*runs away*
Zalgo: W-
-*explosion*-
Zalgo: I'll kill you, if it's the last thing I do!
LJ: *in the distance*
You can't kill me! I don't die!
Zalgo: You don't know who I am!
LJ: Yeah I do!
Zalgo: No you don't
LJ: Yes I do!
Zalgo: No you don't!
LJ: Yes!
Zalgo: No!
LJ: Yes!
Zalgo: Ok! Who am I then?!
LJ: Zalgo! Duh! What kind of question is that?! You shouldn't need someone to tell you who you are!
Zalgo: *irritated*
