"BUT ORANGE DOESN'T MATCH MY HAIR COLOUR!I JUST TOLD YOU THAT!" I screamed at the prison guard.
"MA'AM IF YOU DO NOT PUT THIS ON ILL BE FORCED TO TASER YOU!" The guard said as he reached for his taser.
"Well you better get your taser charged because I'm not gonna put on that tremendously ugly pice of crap!" I said with a cheeky little smile. He pulled his taser out of his pocket and went to shock me with it. He shot the charged wires at me confidently. I stood still and the wires stopped just before they came into contact with my face and floated in front of me. He stood motionless for a few seconds. He was in shock. He couldn't believe what had just happened, then in the blink of an eye the taser wires flung back at the prison guards face causing him to be electrocuted by his own taser.
"I'll take those thank you" I said quite happy with myself as I took the prison guards keys. Fortunately I had the bright blue version of the prison overalls with a white singlet which suited me perfectly. I had to find something that would allow me to fit in. Luckily I didn't give a monkeys rectum if I was caught so I decided to press on and get out of this sorry excuse for a prison. As I walked down the prison corridor the inmates were all trying to grab onto me I pictured myself walking down the red carpet in a stunning white dress with silver shining up from the bottom like rain falling upwards from the ground. My hair was done up perfectly and my make up was amazing. The fans were trying to grab me so they could get my autograph and have there picture taken with me. I was dancing on the red carpet in my 6 inch white heels and blowing kisses to my adoring fans. Then a prison guard walked out of the cinema where the premier of my next movie was about to be shown and I flicked back to reality. I still looked just as amazing only I was wearing blue overalls a white singlet and black converse all stars with heals and a black beanie. The security guard was running towards me as fast as he could which wasn't all that fast considering he was a very obese man and could only run the same speed that I do when I'm asleep. As I stood in the corridor waiting for this fat ass to hurry up and get to me the other prisoners began to grab my cloths and pull me towards them. I look at one of the prisoners that were pulling on my cloths and became infuriated. He became scared as my facial expressions became angry and serious. A strange wind began to pick up in the building. I closed my eyes and began to concentrate. The wind got stronger and stronger until I could hear the prisoners yelling and screaming for help. I could hear them all freaking out. I opened my eyes and the man who had taken a grip of my clothing was now pushed up against the prison cell wall by the powerful force of the wind. I looked around with a proud grin on my face to see all the prisoners pushed up against their prison cell walls. The beds of their prison cell were beginning to break free from the concrete ground they were screwed to. They broke free crushing some of the inmates. I looked down at the ground and put both my hands by my hips and quickly raised them. A sudden gush of wind going at 250 kilometres an hour rushed through the room and after a mili second the wind stopped and the whole corridor was silent . All the inmates and the prison guard where knocked unconscious and suddenly dropped to the ground. I look up at the door where the prison guard appeared from and begin walking towards it. I stop and remember what I had imagined. I walked back to the cell where the prison guard that pulled on my cloths was and stair at him. His unconscious body began to float up into the air and move towards me. I got a black permanent marker from...well actually I don't know where from but this is my story and the writers gonna write everything that happens to me and if he's gotta make shit up then so be it. Any way I got my permanent marker and wrote my autograph onto his-
"Hey you! What are you doing?" A prisoner guard asked me.
"Oh. I'm just putting my autograph on this guys balled head." I said proudly. Oh and if you thought I was gonna put my autograph somewhere else then you need to get a mental check. As if I would actually put my beautiful autograph on a mans pinky finger. GROSS!
The two guards began to run to me as I finished off my autograph. I turned and looked at them both, as they quickly moved towards me I pushed them into a prison cell that one of the guards had left opened and locked them in using the keys I had acquired earlier. The guards here weren't very smart. I went back into my flash back and was walking down the red carpet with my stunning costume only this time all the fans were all unconscious or dead. It was the best daydream I had had since last week when I had a daydream about performing at a concert with the whole audience dead.
