I walked through the rest of the prison with ease because everyone who tried to stop me ended up stuck against a wall helpless or rolling around on the ground as a result of me kicking them in the-
"Nutcracker is my favourite barbie movie." A guard who was standing around the corner said loudly for some reason.
"Mine is Death at the Prison of USA!" I said as I shot both of the two guards with a gun I had taken from one of the guards. You would have known that but the writer of this was to much of a lazy bastard and didn't write it in. I walked over their lifeless bodies and went to the buildings exit. When I tried to pull it open with the handle it wouldn't budge. I quickly double checked that the door was actually pull and not push but it was not that. I noticed a number pad next to the door.
"Good thing I know the password" I said to myself as I shot the number pad. The door automatically opened as a result of the broken number pad. I walked out of the prison proud of what I had accomplished. A black helicopter landed a few metres from where I was. I walked up to it like the model I am...LOL jokes I'm not a model I just look like one. Got you there didn't I. Well anyway I was walking up to the helicopter like a model or a superstar would in the movies.
When I got into the helicopter I saw a tall man in a suite and glasses. Actually no he wasn't wearing glasses. Oh no wait he had them on but took them off when I got into the helicopter...yep that's about right. No no wait it was a man wearing a suite with no glasses at all. No it was a woman. Nope it was defiantly a man. You know what forget it. There was a person sitting in the helicopter wearing a suite and they had glasses I'm pretty sure...oh no wait I had the glasses in my pocket and when I saw the person in the suite I put then on. Pfft I knew it. Anyway, as I got into the helicopter I saw a person sitting down wearing a suite. As I sat down next to the person I pulled my glasses out of my pocket and put them on.
"You won't be needing those." The person said in a serious manner as they took them off my head and chucked them out of the helicopter.
"Those where designer. You spazomataztic!" I yelled with anger
"Agent Carter I think you will find that is not a word." The person said in a serious manner...again.
"I think you will find that when we notified you through your earring headphone that you were going to be broken out of prison we meant we would come and pay for you to go free. You were NOT meant to break out yourself!" The person said becoming angry.
"Well I thought it would have been cheaper" I said with a small grin. Who am I kidding I had a massive smile on my face.
"This is a serious matter Agent carter!" The person said becoming even more angry. I just laughed because I didn't give a-
"CARTER!" He yelled at me. Oh he. I guess it was a man all along. Haha. Sorry about that. You know one day we'll look back to this day and laugh about it.
"CARTER!" HE said snapping me out of thought.
"We busted you out of prison because we need an agent on a serious upcoming mission and no one else is a good enough an agent as you...pfft who am I kidding. No one is as much as a crazy bitch as you!" He said with a laugh in his voice. It was true though I was their best agent because I dared to do what ever it would take to complete the mission at hand because I'm just that awesome.
"What's the mission George?" I asked trying not to laugh at a funny joke I heard one of the guards telling each other...before I knocked them unconscious. Oh yeh turns out his name is George and he's my boss. Don't know how I managed to forget his name.
"Let me explain. Theres an evil mastermind named Derek and he has been kidnaping our agents and we think that they are being tortured and or murdered. We need you to break into their base and save the other agents and stop Derek from doing any other harm." He says with an obviously fake wink. He couldn't wink if his life depended on it. He was pretty much holding his other eye opened with his fingers. He's such a fail. He gave me a blank look as if to say im stupid.
"When I winked I meant that you have to kill him agent Carter" he said bluntly.
"I know doofus! I was looking at you confused because I couldn't figure out if you know how badly you blink. " I said to him just before he began to explain the joke he had just failed to make.
"If I'm going to do a mission I need a disguise and a gun" I tell him expecting him to give me a beautiful dress immediately.
"Um...so where's my beautiful dress?" I ask
"Well its more like a sheet cut up and sewn together but I guess you could call it a dress."he replied. It didn't sound good so far but I'd have to deal with it if I wanted to do the mission.
