We finally arrived at the HQ and we got out of the helicopter like we were all pro and every thing like that. At least until that stupid git Gorge tripped and fell down the stairs and instantly got given a disability pension by the prime minister himself. Don't know how the president got here but you know yolo. I followed the new version of Gorge. Everyone here at the SPY community (or the Specially Programmed Youmans they had to change humans to Youmans so that the acronyme would spell out SPY) have been genetically engineered to have super powers. Gorges has the ability to be able to repair his body back to a perfect state so when he got up off the ground after repairing himself from the stair falling incident, he quickly took the check for the disability pension and came to guide me to where we are going now. As he lead me through many corridors I began to yawn. I began to wonder why we where taking so long. Why were we going so far away why-
WHAT! I wasn't thinking that. WTF honestly. I was thinking about how much longer the moron in front of me was going to take to get to where we were going.
"Are you lost Gorge?" I asked annoyed.
"Um..." He replied. Well sort of. It was mostly just a noise which resembled stupidity and idiocy. Which if you put the first letter of each word together it makes si. Well I thought it might have made a word or something but never mind. Wait wait let me start over. Which resembles stupidity, idiocy and retardedness which if you put the first letter of each word together it makes sir. That's what I used to call my teachers when I went to school. What does this have to do with the story you may ask. Well actually it's got jack shit to do with the story I just got a little distracted. Haha YOLO but seriously back to the story.
We finally made it to a black door that was in the very white corridor. It was the most whitest white I had ever seen it was even more white than my tan line. Anyway back to the story as I walked into the room I saw an outfit lying on a bed waiting to be put on. It was a wonderful sleeveless dress that came to my knees and was a beautiful grey/purple colour. There was a pair of white converse heals with real metal spikes on them. I got changed in the bathroom of the room. When I came out I noticed a head band looking thing that looked like the thingo the Statue of Liberty wears on her massive head. I put it on and immediately I felt like i knew exactly what to do and how. Suddenly heard mission control speaking to me through my earring pice.
"Agent Carter Kilan, the headpiece you are wearing allows you to use more of your brain. Usually the average human only uses 25% or something like that of their brains capacity but the headpiece allows you to use 70% this means that you will be able to coordinate what to do in different situations quicker and better." They say quickly. They can't afford a $20 dress but they can afford a million dollar head pice that makes me become a mega nerd and look like a retard.
"Now Agent Carter you must jump out of the window in approximately 20 seconds. When you do this you will be landing on top of a truck. This truck will take you to where you need to go." They said before ending the conversation.
20 seconds later
I jumped out of the window and landed right on top of a truck as mission control said I would.
"I've landed on the truck" I reported in using my earring headpiece.
"OK...but we dont actually give any craps what so ever...why are you even telling us?" they asked expecting an answer. Unfortunatly i was annoyed with them and didnt answer just to piss them off.
