My Young Asian Love Story (Satire)

How we met.

I was walking down the corridor minding my own business one day in a typical public school in your typical public neighbourhood, and I saw this tall Asian dude watching Naruto in 1080p HD quality, totally ignoring his surroundings. I tried to avoid him but he swerved to avoid another student and crashed into me. He dropped his phone and as I picked it up for him we gazed into each other's eyes.....