*Hello friends! how did you like that little -sorta first chapter/one shot thing? Terrible, right? Whatever, I don't care if you hate it, it's your opinion, my friend. Anyway, I'mma write some crappy shit for you and pretend it's worth it, m'kay?(Also, if i make stupid grammar mistakes, please don't hate me!)*
IMPORTANT: THERE ARE MAJOR FAULT IN OUR STARS SPOILERS!!!!!!! DON'T READ IF YOU HAVEN'T FINISHED IT. I don't wanna spoil it for you lovelies.
Will stood excitedly in front of the mirror. Nico and him were going on their second date and Chiron had given them permission to leave camp, provided they were careful.
One of siblings, an eleven year old girl named Kira, stopped in front of him and straightened his bow tie. "You gotta look good for my future brother-in-law, alright?" she giggled.
If she was older, Will would probably chase after her with his bow. Instead, he blushed and stammered, "He--He's not gonna-- gonna be your brother-in-law, Kira!"
"Pshh, yeah right, you love him, don't you, Will?" she asked, brushing dust off his shoulders. Will kept his mouth shut, though in his mind he grudgingly answered yes.
Later, Nico and Will sat in a booth at an Italian restaurant. When a waitress came to take their orders, Nico had smoothly answered in a second, speaking in fluent Italian. Will, on the other hand, stammered and pronounced ninety percent of the options wrong as Nico tried hard not to laugh.
Then Will asked a question that he knew would bring up an argument.
"I'm paying the bill."
To his surprise, Nico answered, "Okay."
"Okay?" Will said, stunned. Usually, people fought over paying the bill.
"Okay, Will!"
"Okay?"
"Okay!"
"Okay?"
"Is this the fucking Fault in Our Stars?" Nico scoffed, ignoring the dirty looks from passersby.
"No. Wait, you read The Fault In Our Stars?" Will asked.
Somewhat shyly, Nico nodded. "It's one of my favorite books."
"Me, too," Will agreed, nodding. "John Green really captures the adolescent mind perfectly. BUT, AUGUSTUS!" he suddenly wailed.
Nico pouted in agreement. "He was too young and perfect!"
"WHY? WHY HIM? JOHN COULD'VE KILLED THAT BLADE OF GRASS, BUT NOOOOOO. HE CHOSE GUS!" Will sobbed, slamming his fists on the table.
"Uh, okay, calm down, Will. Will, people are staring--"
"Why? Augustus!"
"Will--look, i'm sorry, but we can discuss this later, alright?" Nico stammered, watching as a waiter slowed to a stop next to their booth.
"AUGUSTUS, WHY?"
"Is he alright?" the waiter asked. "Has he been drinking too much?"
Nico decided to along with it. "Yeah. He's drunk."
And that's how Nico and Will came back to cam earlier than expected, Will sobbing about Augustus and how John Green would someday pay.
