PikaKill[#Wattys2016]

PikaKill: Her Past Part 2

Chloe's POV

Angel and I have been discussing our lives the past few days. Here is an interesting conversation we had yesterday with the whole group:

Chloe: If we each could have our own theme songs, what would yours be?

Angel: Hands down Nightcore Angel With A Shotgun...I like shotguns and my name is Angel...

Chloe: Any else know theirs?

Lin: Mine would be A Wolf In Sheep's Clothing. I am insane after all.

Light: The others don't know their theme songs.

Chloe: Mine would be Nightcore This Little Girl. It explains the story of a relationship where the guy treats the girl like shit, then she says that every girl is capable of murder of you hurt them. THEN I'M SURE AFTER THE SONG SHE KILLED THE DUDE!

Light: It's funny...You have Pikachu qualities but you look more like a Raichu...I'm surprised Pikachus are real...

Chloe: Pull up a chair....it'll take a while to explain the existence of Pikachus...

~Many Hours Later~

Chloe: ...and that's when Pikachus developed human qualities like peach skin tone, and longer legs and arms...

Light: *snoring* Wow, you have quite a history. If you're an abandoned kid, how do you know so much?

Chloe: Well, when I was disowned, I got a kick of street smartness and book smartness. I skipped 4th and 5th grade because I was exceptionally academic. This was an advantage to keep the gangs off my back so I could walk to Woodberry Middle safely. I made a club for other Pokémon humans who were bullied. That club was disbanded by the Principal for not having any humans in it and the others who were my friends were forced to another state! I then started showing signs of insanity and the school started to slowly dissolve me into the ground and eventually forgot I existed. I came to school with a bag full of weapons and they gave no fucks. It was a test to see if they cared about me and they didn't. So I enrolled myself in all advanced classes and I mastered Judo, Kung Fu, and Martial Arts. I was technically telling the school "Hi, I'm a student who should be noticed by your school faculty or I could headlock you right here and now!"

Light: Welp, we have a strong one here.