Rebel & Alexis

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WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!!!!! MY MOTHER JUST FUCKN TOLD US THAT ME AND REBEL DONT HAVE THE SAME FATHER AS THE REST OF OUR SIBLINGS!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!-Alexis

Okay so what happened is alexis was being moody coz the band are having a slight break and she loves our shitty little band. Anyways that and the fact mum and dad also found out she is bisexual kinda started a fight. So me and alexis were on one side of the room and mum and dad on the other. Anyways one of our older bros was on the couch and the others had taken the girls to the park. So dad starts yelling about how hes glad that alexis isnt his daughter coz he doesn't want a 'gay' daughter. And me and alexis sorta froze and looked at mum and she was like "look girls.....your dad isnt josh("dads" name) your dad is a man I met in a bar when I was drunk. Him and hes friend and I....well we were drunk and I cheated and josh was just that amazing he forgave me and took me back and raised you girls as his own" meanwhile our bros just like......shocked like his expression was hilarious.-Rebel

ARGH WE ARE THE CHILDREN OF A DRUNKEN THREESOME........didnt know my mother was that kinky - Alexis

Okay as you can tell lexy isnt to happy about it all and im just sorta....in shock I guess. Anyways we are meeting our real father in two weeks. And if it all goes well then he might get custody of us as mum didn't really ever want us.-Rebel

So the moral of this is what alexis coz I know your gonna say it anyway:-Rebel


DONT MAKE LOVE WITHOUT A GLOVE!!!! WRAP YA BUMP BEFORE YA HUMP!!!! DONT BE A FOOL WRAP YOUR TOOL!!!!!-ALEXIS

she literally just screamed all that out and we are in the middle of an ice cream shop writing this on my phone. All the mums just covered their kids ears - Rebel

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