Well, well, well. Eyebrows. They've come a pretty long way, from the bushy, unkempt eyebrows that were all the rage back when humans were apes, to the sculpted, airbrushed shape that is considered fashionable nowadays.
Well, kudos to you if you are one of them, but you know what? I DON'T CARE. Yes, they are pretty, but when you have a bunch of people posting pictures of sculpted, neat, pretty, luscious and "NATURAL" (note the finger quotes) looking eyebrows, it kind of seems that people go into this studio or shop where guys (no gender indicated) just fix an eyebrow shaped stencil onto you, and spray away with paint. It's like a factory, for God's sake!
If you all have met me (no chance in hell, I barely know anyone on here), and have seen MY eyebrows, you probably would call me jealous. let me say this one more time: I DON'T CARE.
Let me just paint a mental image of what my eyebrows look like: sparse, unkempt, hairs sticking out in different directions, and last but not least, UNPLUCKED. Yes, UNPLUCKED.
Oh, the horrors! Nooooo get that image out of my head!!! Staahp it omg! My eyes! I've been scarred for life! Nooo, my innocence! What the hell are those? Did you grow caterpillars on your face? (Hopefully not the reactions of you guys on here, but I've actually had people say some of those things to me, whether in jest or not.)
Now, don't get me wrong. Natural looking eyebrows are awesome. I just don't have the patience to put layer upon layer of makeup on my eyebrows. And yes, I have tried to before. The reaction of others? Well, let's just say that that coffee stain won't be coming out of the carpet anytime soon. (You looking like a fucking chinese ghost omg) I just feel that some people are trying to make their eyebrows look perfect so much that they just end up having eyebrow s that look like they could cut through a block of metal. They look so natural that they are UNNATURAL.
Well, that's it for my rant. Updates will come sporadically, mayber two or three times at once or once in a while. I have no schedule for this. This is unplanned. LIKE MY LIFE.
Shooting away on a rainbow colored rocketship,
-Mi_Yo123
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