Aries: "There's the door bitch!" -Hester Ulrich
Taurus: "Your app is broken, I've gotten zero swipes on my profile!" -Chanel #5
Gemini: "I still think you're useless, I'm just not sad about it." -Chanel Oberlin
Cancer: "Can I call you mom?" -Chanel Oberlin
Leo: "Ok, someone turn me into Jada Pinkett Smith." -Melanie Dorkus
Virgo: "You're so confident without being mean. What antidepressants are you on?" -Chanel Oberlin
Libra: "Let me brew you up a hot cup of tell it like it is." -Zayday Williams
Scorpio: "The only feelings I have for you are rage and pissed off-ed-ness." -Chanel #3
Sagittarius: "Shondell, why you got a knife in yo throat?!" -Denise Hemphill
Capricorn: "I'm pretty sure I was born without that part of the brain that actually feels stuff." -Chanel #3
Aquarius: "Thank you for making that announcement that no one cared about." -Chanel Oberlin
Pisces: "Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today because a backstabbing little bitch got exactly what was coming to her." -Chanel Oberlin
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Zodiac Signs
RandomJust another book of the Zodiac Signs. All from Tumblr. (Completed)
