Elijah and elana one shots

caught redhanded short story

Elana gilbert Sat on her back porch she had the worst day of her life she and Damon were done he cheated on her with Bonnie Bennett her bestfriend while she was sleeping in her magic comma they both told her that they were in love she slapped Damon and glared at Bonnie then said bye took all her stuff and jacked all damons liquor and found all vickys weed the bag had rolling papers the hell with everyone she was human again and she was going to get trashed and do all the rebellious things she never did first she was going to roll up a joint and smoke it up in the woods alone she walked through the forest till she came to the lake she sat on a rock and pulled out a lighter and a joint and put the joint in her mouth and lit it she puffed on it a few times she started to feel high it made her smile she pulled out another joint and lit it and took a hit, "elana an accented voice asked? "She smiled and said yep that's me she looked up to see Elijah mikaelson looking down at her, "elana are u smoking pot? "Yep want some this is one of many things I planned on doing if I became human again and lost all I love today is that day Elijah, "Why what Has happened elana?
"Damon cheated on me with Bonnie while I was in a magic comma that kai Parker leader of the gemini coven put me in he was also a murderer too I also took half the vampirsm cure and I'm human to top it off so I say to hell with everyone I'm doing things I never got to do rebellious wise screw the Salvatore I'm doin this" she relit her joint and hit it Elijah sat next to her and took the joint brought it to his lips and hit it,
"Since I agree with your idea I am going to join u besides friends don't let friends rebel alone elana, he hit it again then handed it to her her body felt light and tingly as she smoked again she handed it back he hit it again twice and handed it back k she hit it then told him to finish she pulled out damons scotch from her huge purse and chugged some of it he looked at her smirking she smiled and handed him the bottle he chugged some, "I stole all of Damon's liquor and found vickys drug stash and I took all the pot that's what he gets for being a bitch, he chuckled, "well u are far braver and more bold than I thought u were" "well then let that be a lesson to u Mr mikaelson never underestimate me she said laughing, "indeed I'll try to remember that so what is next on your list? "Well let's see I already am high and drunk so number three she says taking off her shirt then shoes, "elana what are u doing? "I am going to go skinny dipping" "he was shocked she ran to the lake took her bra and underwear off threw them on a rock then she jumped in the water he had seen her backside he blushed then speed stripped and sped and jumped in the water, "show off elana yelled"
"Only sometimes he said from next to her" she jumped, "ahh Elijah u punk u scared me, "oops he said laughing"
"Oops really Elijah all u can say is oops, he stayed quiet then burst out laughing, "elana began to laugh no more pot for u Elijah haha,
"No more for u either miss giggly,
"Awe that's cute elijah u come up with that all on your own? "Well as a matter of fact I did, "dang u beat me at arguing no one ever beats me u are good but I'll make my come back u Mark my words Mr mikaelson, " I would expect nothing less elana,
"Alright Romeo lets go get dressed she grabbed his hand they walked out of the water and got dressed they smoked and drank more elana was wasted, "what next elana? "We go to my house and change into bar clothes were going out, they went to the boarding house elana grabbed the shortest sexiest dress she had and grabbed the black heels she stole from Katherine she layed it on the bed took a shower dried her hair and got dressed