Shadows of the Fan

Bakas and girls

"Naruto, you're an idiot…." The Kazekage stretched out his hand to his orange suited friend.

"Well this idiot!,…" Naruto looked at Lee and Kankuro starting to rise off the floor. "and company, got some juicy information, with my awesome peeping powers that Jiraiya taught me, before stylishly returning to base." He hopped on one foot and put his right arm out and his left arm back as her started to hp around.

"Because I am Naruto Uzumaki! The NEW Toa-whoa!"

In mid-hop Naruto tripped over the rug and landed flat on his face.

"Will us Toad Sages ever finish our speeches?" Naruto whimpered.

"So what did you guys find out anyway?" Neji turned his attention toward Kankuro, while sitting on the couch next to a sleeping Shikamaru. The white eyed man nudged the Shadow Master till he finally cracked an annoyed eye open.

"Well," Kankuro started off, "I faintly heard that Naruto is taking little Miss Hyuga to the festival…"

Well she did save my life…" the blonde gushed quietly.

"Well then Naruto, pep up your game! You heard her for yourself, she wants to be more than friends with you!" Kankuro grew an evil smirk on his face while he whispered something in Naruto's ear. Naruto looked nervous and confident at the same time as he cleared his throat.

"Well… um anyway… Gaara… I'll just get straight to the point. Sakura-Chan likes you. If you go for her, don't hurt her… she's had enough hurt from that bastard…." Naruto looked at the floor before shaking his head and lifting it up. A childish smirk grew on his face as he leaned back in the couch and put his arms behind his head.

"Shikamaru! I shall get to the point as well! Temari-Chan has had the biggest crush on you since the genin days! It would only be wise if you took the beautiful woman to the festival!" Lee jumped up, only to be pulled back down by his teammate.

"I am aware that Tenten like me… it just…. No I will ask her to be my date to the festival!" Neji sprung up from his sweat stick his index finger straight into the air. Not even a nano-second had passed before 3 loud 'poofs' were heard and the living room was filled with smoke. All the young shinobi sweat dropped once the smoke had cleared, well except Lee of course. Lee was practically jumping for joy.

"Yo." Kakashi said removing his novel from his vision while stranding up on the coffee table from his crouch position. Standing there on the Kazekage's Coffee table were Kakashi, Gai, and Yamato dressed in men's Kimonos.

"Don't our outfits look youthful?" Gai struck a pose in his feet long (Note: Everyone's Kimonos are feet long… just sayin ;3) forest green Kimono, complete with an orange belt and socks with green getas.

"Well I don't know about youthful, but they do fit the occasion we're attending." Yamato said fixing his kunai pouch under his yellow kimono with a brown belt and zoris'. (with socks lol Yamato feet!)

"Don't worry guys, we didn't forget about you…" Kakashi gave each of the boys an evil eye crease as he pulled out a scroll from his Navy Blue Kimono. The Copy-nin did a few hand signs and with a tiny puff of smoke 7 shopping bags appeared and Yamato and Gai tossed them to a designated shinobi.

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"Fuck Life…"

"Pure Bullshit…"

"…"

"By the great Hyuga's…."

"This itches, Dattebayo…."

"Truly troublesome…."