I arrived at my apartment building just in time for my package to be delivered
Delivery man: ah are you mr Tatum I have a package for you
Me: yes that will be me were do I sign
Delivery man: um right here sir
*signs for package*
Delivery man: have a nice day
Me: hey wait can I ask you to do me a favour?
Delivery man: uh sure
Me: can you come in side and stand still? It's for a experiment
Delivery man: uh sure
Delivery man: so uh what am-
*rips head off and body falls on floor*
He needed to die anyway
