You: Hey Mom, wanna hear a joke?
mom: sure
you: yo mama so fat, when she walks in front of the TV, you miss Season 4 of Sherlock.
mom: Why are you always trynna tell me jokes about Sherlock? I don't even watch that show. It's just jokes between you and your friends, and I'm not one of your friends! Why do you assume that I know the references and things? Assuming gets people in trouble! That's why people are starving in India, and that's why Donald Trump is running for president! It doesn't make sense! Just like Global Warming.
you: //thinking// wtf, I just wanted to tell a joke CHIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLL.
