𝚃𝙴𝙰𝙲𝙷𝙴𝚁'𝚂 𝙿𝙴𝚃; 𝙽𝙼 [18+]

TWENTY-EIGHT

Audrey- do you guys have nuts?

Flight attendant- what kind of nuts?

Audrey- I'll have all the nuts, Ouu and can I have that quiche?

Flight attendant- (hands her the nuts and the quiche)

Audrey- y'all got any soup?

Flight attendant- would you like chicken noodle soup, beef soup, vegetable-

Audrey- I want all the soup!

Flight attendant- (makes a face) coming.. Right up (walks away)

Jack- can I get some nuts? (Reaches for them)

Audrey- (slaps his hand) don't touch my nuts

Jack- (looks at her) damn

Audrey- I'm so hungry (sniffs) do you smell cake?

Jack- (chuckles) Audrey you're scaring me

Audrey- why? (Shoves the nuts in her mouth)

Flight attendant- here is the first bowl of soup ma'am (hands it to her)

Audrey- (shoves the rest of the nuts in her mouth and takes the soup)

Flight attendant- I remember when I started having my cravings

Audrey- huh?

Flight attendant- well you're pregnant aren't you?

Audrey & Jack- (laughs)

Audrey- I am not pregnant

Jack- yeah my pullout game is strong as fuck

Audrey- well it was weak that one time

Jack- yeah but I wore a condom

Flight attendant- all I'm saying is to get checked out (walks away)

Audrey- (mocks her) all I'm saying is to get checked out.. (Mumbles) bitch

Jack- (laughs) relax

Audrey- (looks at her stomach) I'm not pregnant... I am not... Uh oh

Jack- uh oh what?

Audrey- (leans over and throws up on his shoes)

Jack- awww man! I told you not to eat all those nuts (rubs her back)

Meanwhile.

Rose- my problem is that I'm with Derek but I don't want to be with Derek. I want to be with Nate but me being with the teacher will never work out do you know what I mean?

Javier- (sleeping)

Rose- anyways, back to Derek

Derek- (listens)

Rose- he hurts me and he's such a jackass but I feel bad for the guy you know? Everyone hates him, except for Olivia because she's a hoe, but I feel like if he settled down with the right girl he wouldn't be such a jackass. I have to leave him.. Right?

Javier- (snoring)

Rose- I'll leave him. As soon as we get back to my place I'll leave him

Derek- (looks out the window)

Javier- (takes off his eye mask) bitch do you see this? It means I'm in sleep mode, you got that?

Rose- (nods)

Javier- good! (Puts on the eye mask)

Little boy- (kicks Javier's seat)

Javier- oh hell no (turns around) excuse me, do you mind not doing that? Thanks (sits back down)