after Harry ordered his kush we just gazed into each others orbes for what seemed like 5evah but in real life it was only 2sexonds like i could get 5 dolla for dis just point me to da pole.
"Maddie. you fucked everything up. just come back in a week or something when your overdose is done and you are not high okay i" said my boss with a face like dis >:(
"Okey sounds good" i said wif a face like diss (:
i walked from around the counter and took a seat on the couch in the back corner aka the best internet conection in starbukss lolz
"Hey, Maddie!" said that thing that called herself Eleanor
"what do yu want from me" i sang into a mic that i pulled from liams ass
"cum and stay with uss" she said while she flung her gucci bag in the airr
"i just met you and this is crazy so fuc off." i sang into the mic
Harry wispers into my ear making my mouth water and my vjenis whet "but ill pay you sex dolla winkey face i mean 6 dolla stupid auto correct exclimation point onee"
"i will go for both dollas winkeeyy winkkeeyyyy face" then made a face like diiss (;
'IF IM LOUDER WOULD YOU SEE MEE" Neil gets up feriously then rides his segwey aweyhey
"who do you think you arreee??1/1/" i screamed through the tears kkjaf hdh
harry then got up and wispers "who do you think i amm>??" making me blussh
"GIVE YOU THHIS GIVE YOU THAAT SHUT THE FUXC UP IM AT STARBUCKS WITH ELEANOR I DONT GVE A RATS BOOTAY IF ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY PERRIE" Zen sqealed into the phone.
Lucky charms cums back and sreams "zZELANORE 5EVAAHH" then ripped his shirt off and licked his finger dragging it across his breast plate making me horany!!1 "B R B GUIS IM GUNNA GO WANK TIRTY sEVEN TIMMES" He says whilst riding off on his segwey aweyhey once more whooree but dis time neked and redy to parrtty hAshtag single lyyfe
"what do you want to eat baaee?" elenor asked louis stroking his dick oopsa i mean arm "McDonalds oke=ay?"
"WHATT THE FUCK DO I LOOOK LIKE FUCKING NALL??!!!11?? GBBRIELLA MONTEESZZ??@?1 NO I WANT FABOULOUS" everone in the starbux gets magically transported to a pool in palm springs queue fabuous from HSM 2
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^^^ peple dancing in pool aka louis sperm for everyonneee yaayy kikkiii
then lewie was all like
It's out with the old and in with the newGoodbye clouds of gray, hello skies of blueA dip in the pool, a trip to the spaEndless days in my chaiseThe whole world according to moi
Excuse me?Thank you
Iced tea imported from EnglandLifeguards imported from SpainTowels imported from TurkeyAnd turkey imported from Maine
We're gonna relax and renewYou go do
I want fabulous, that is my simple requestAll things fabulous, bigger and better and bestI need something inspiring to help me get alongI need a little fabulous, is that so wrong?
Fetch me my Jimmy Choo flip-flopsWhere is my pink Prada tote?I need my Tiffany hairbandAnd then I can go for a float
Summer like never beforeI want more
She wants fabulous, that is her simple requestAll things fabulous, bigger and better and bestShe needs something inspiring to help her get alongShe needs a little fabulous, is that so wrong?
Fabulous pool, fabulous splashFabulous parties even fabulous trashFabulous fashion, fabulous blingShe's got to have fabulous everything
Nothing to discussEverything's got to be perfect for me
She wants fabulous, that is her simple requestAll things fabulous, bigger and better and bestShe needs something inspiring to help her get alongShe needs a little fabulous, is that so wrong?
This won't do, that's a boreThat's insulting, I need moreI need, I need, I need, I need, I need, I needI need fabulous
Give me fabulous hair, fabulous styleFabulous eyes and that fabulous smileOh, I like what I see, I like it a lotIs this absolutely fabulous? Absolutely not
when the trans finished he/she snaped his fingers and walked away into the distance in his pink bikini.
"Lets go home. let me take you home Maddiee" Harry moaned slipping his fingers in me doughnut cause you kmno my painteys were gone long time agoo
Liam then pulled a bugati out of his ass cheeks named ansleeyy
we all (me harry lium and zelanor) piled into the bugati and was all likee i woke up in a neeww bugati skiiirttt
"so you are cuming home with us?" herry asked
"Uhhmm" iasnwered making constipaetd face whilst starng into the camera eyes twiching
Wiilll Maddie go 2 the houusee?!!!?!?!/1/? yaayy next chapter byye
