Science-Bros: the really long and twisty tale of Tony and Bruce.

Look at all the people who aren't dead!

"Need any extra hand around here, Bruce?" Natasha asked him.

"Not yet but thank you." He answered.

An announcment was heard over the intercoms. "New arrivels. May all head staff report to the docking bay? This includes you Dr. Banner." JARVIS reported, before ending it.

Bruce sighs and looks at the assassin, who nodded to him as they both headed out.

Logan met up with them in the hall. "I got stuck on security." He said simply. Once they got inside the bay, Logan smiled, and jumped off the floor they were on to the bottom, which was only one floor but still pretty high to jump from. "Beast! You're alright you hairball!" Logan hit the blue furred doctor on the back.

"Yes I am Logan, though I was under the impression you weren't."

"When has anyone sucessfully killed me?"

"Yeah, he almost gave me a god damn heart attack when I thought he was skinned alive by Doom. Bruce said as he went over to the mutants.

"You were skinned alive?" Beast asked.

Logan smirked. "And I got to check out Asgard. Nice place." Logan looked around, and stopped, eyes glaring, and claws 'shink'ing out. "Sabertooth."

Bruce backed away when the canadian released his claws. "What's Sabertooth doing here?

"Easy Logan. Until Doom is taken down, we are all allies." Mystique wandered up behind them, walking over to the other villian. They were too far away to be heard, but it was clear that she was telling him not to kill anyone on the base.

A helicopper landed inside, and Deadpool jumped out. "I'm HOOOOME!" Everyone groaned, different people could be heard yelling out "What is he doing here?" And "Go away Wade!".

"Ode to joy." Bruce groaned when he saw the Merc. 

The three other people Deadpool had mentioned fell out after him. Literally fell out. Peter Parker, also known as Spider Man, rolled up is mask just enough to kiss the floor a few times. "Why did we let him fly the plane? I didn't even think it was a good idea to let him out of whatever asylem he was locked up in." Peter went back to hugging the floor, ignoring almost everyone.

"Common, my flying isn't that bad."

Bruce chuckles a little and looks over at Beast. "It's a good thing you're here. I'm gonna need an extra hand around here."

"So it seems Dr. Banner. I believe we should start on young Peter over there." Beast sighed.

Logan had walked over, and pulled him off the floor by the back of his suit. "By the way, I heard that Tony was attacked twice, and both time the Hulk saved him. Is this true?" The teen asked.

Bruce smiles a little and nodded to Peter. "Well well, who knew that the dimwitted green bastard could saves lives." Sabertooth snarks as he headed inside.

"Wow, I thought I smelled a dead mammoth." Peter retorted, waving a hand in front of his mask. "Have you ever heard of a shower? Or a washer?"

'I like SpiderMan.' Hulk thought, while at the same time flipping off Sabertooth inside Bruces head.

Bruce smiles a little at the remark and said to Logan and McCoy "Bring Peter and anyone else that is injured to the infirmary." 

"You got it doc." Logan turned, bumping past Sabertooth and out to get a check on everyone else. Peter and Beast headed off into the infirmery, Bruce leading the way. 

Bruce turned to look at Peter, noting how worn he looked under the spandex. "Peter, what happened before Deadpool came and got you?"

Peter shuttered. "Doom started after everyone. The army tried to bring in tanks, but with this blue glowing cube thing, he just destroyed them. I swung around, getting people to evacuate. Got a good deal of them out of the city, but the blood." He stopped, starting to breath hard. Peter ripped his mask off, hand running through his hair. "I had landed on a building right next to him just as he... he killed Magneto." Tears started to fall. Beast put a comforting hand on the youths shoulder. "It was horrible. I saw part of Doc Oct sticking out of a pile of rubble." He whispered, horrifide by the destruction he had seen.