OK the first thing you're going to want to do if you want to be a hoe is remember to push up your boobs when you're taking a selfie like it doesn't even matter if you don't have any, just push them as hard as you can.
The second that you want to do if you want to be a hoe is in that picture you act like you're not doing anything like oh my boobs are there I don't know how they get up there like I didn't do anything. When your boobs are so big from pushing them up act like nothing is happening like it's completely natural
And third you going to do is fake a smile because you're in such an uncomfortable position pushing your boobs up it's going to hurt and it depends if you're good at taking selfie's cause if you're good it's going to take like one picture before it's perfect but if you're like me it's going to take you at least five so prepare to fake smile because that shits gonna hurt.
Oh and when you really wanna be a hoe, when you comment on other people's pictures make sure to use yes daddy lots because that seems to get boys turned on (idk why) but also use Papi and father.
And when you get your man suck that cock like your reading the holy Bible. Get on your knees and pray for that dick!
And that is how you be a hoe! This is completely true stuff guys this is from my own personal experience and I'm a dude so yeah bye!
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